Given the profligate poop culture we're all a part of, celebrity-following...watching... and hopefully meeting...is almost as big a thrill as getting a good blow job. I mean...look at all the magazines dedicated to celebrities and the sheep who adore them! Ya got The Enquirer, People Magazine, all those teen rags...and even columns concerning nothing but the famous and their everyday comings and goings in The Daily News and New York Post!
And don't even get me started on that other medium...the television. Anybody ever seen TMZ, Entertainment Tonight or Extra? It's almost impossible to avoid the tsunami of meaningless crap about the rich and famous.
And don't even get me started on that other medium...the television. Anybody ever seen TMZ, Entertainment Tonight or Extra? It's almost impossible to avoid the tsunami of meaningless crap about the rich and famous.
So how does your average Joe get to meet a celebrity and more amazing, have a one on one conversation with the star or starlet? That's easy! Drive a cab or be an escort. Pick up enough passengers and work enough shifts and a taxi driver will meet a famous person. And for a "companion?" Just keep running ads and trust me, a celebrity will walk through the door.
Without describing each encounter, I can tell you that as a cabby, I picked up Willem Dafoe, Susan Sarandon, Spalding Gray, Matt Dillon (twice), Kaity Tong (three times), Kevin McCarthy, an Isley Brother, Dennis Cunningham, Henny Youngman, and many others I can't recall at the moment.
And obviously...the same goes with escorts. I had one client many years ago who claimed to have been with Jeff Goldbloom, Gary Marshall, The Foo Fighters and a band member from Kid Creole.
Anyway...yesterday, I heard a piece of gossip that gave me the theme of today's entry. Some sixty-something provider told a colleague of mine that she used to see the New York Yankees - or at least knew Mickey Mantle and Joe Dimaggio! Nice work if you can get it! How many millions of people would die just to meet The Mick and Joe D let alone be one on one with them for an hour? You'd think you'd have to be a celebrity yourself to receive an honor of that magnitude! But not true! All ya gotta do is be a common escort...or a lowly hack - and then have a little patience. Just keep your bait in the water and a famous person will come a nibblin'. Never fails. Celebrities need cabs - and beautiful girls. Just lie lie on the couch at home - or sit your ass behind the wheel of a cab - and bask in the glow.
Before I go I'll give y'all one anecdote from my cab-driving days. When I drove and ran up on a celebrity, I would never ask for an autograph. Alternatively, I would downplay their obvious fame and engage them in some sort of normal conversation. With Willem Dafoe...we talked about Oliver North. Or with Susan Sarandon...the New York Mets.
Well anyway...one night I was stuck at a light in Midtown Manhattan when Jackie Mason walked right in front of my cab...just crossing the street like anybody else. Suddenly, some suburban douchebag began calling out at him, effervescing like the provincial idiot he was, effectively attacking Jackie's quality of life. Just as the guy calmed down, Jackie walked right by the driver's window of my cab and I couldn't help but observe "Downside of fame and fortune. Eh, Jackie?" Jackie shot me a look that said "If only you know, Mr. Cab Driver. But apparently, you do!"
Whatever...if you've a hankering to meet up with one of the rich and famous, you now know how. That's it for today. Maybe a little page six tomorrow.
Whatever...if you've a hankering to meet up with one of the rich and famous, you now know how. That's it for today. Maybe a little page six tomorrow.
Do you ever frequent Chinese massage parlours?
ReplyDeleteDo you have any experience from MADE IN RUSSIAN 4U2? Is it the same place as Eden 4 Adam?
ReplyDeleteCan anyone comment on service? similar to KMPs?
i tried calling several AMPs listed in the roundup but no one picked up. Not sure what's going on. Anyo
ReplyDeleteIn my cab days, I picked up Peter Falk (twice), Lee Marvin, Geraldine Page, Andy Warhol, Annie Sprinkle (my idol) and some others whose names don't come to mind just now. Like you Bill, I had a conversation with Peter Falk without quite acknowledging that I knew who he was. It just seemed cooler or more discreet to handle it that way. With Annie however, I just had to tell her that I was a big fan. She was very appreciate and gave me a pretty large tip if I remember correctly.
ReplyDeleteAww man, not the force of nature place, I'm not seeing it up so I'm guessing... Too bad I liked the place. Hopefully they will be ok
ReplyDeletebill tell me the cross streets for fantasia (i know they dont want you to put the address up)
ReplyDeletei wanna find it on googlemaps b4 i go there
Call them they'll talk you in...easy
DeleteBe in the southern area of Chinatown when calling, it may save you some time.
Deletehey did blue really get a nice new tan?
ReplyDeletecause thats the only thing keeping me from seeing her
i hate pale chicks
Blue returned to Korea, don't know how you're going to see her unless she gave you contact info over there..(doubtful) and yeah she ALWAYS had a perfect spray-on tan.
DeletePs; So many celebs live around here that I do my best to ignore them which is what they want the most.
Things are changing, k girls aren't tanning (real or spray) as they used to. Some of the new ones are even playing the Japanese card because they worked there for a little while. So, the light skin with some Japanese language skills may make for a more desirable girl.
DeleteTrue, I've seen a few girls that have done that, most recently a girl at asianparadise. Most Korean girls have done stints in Japan. Almost none of the girls in K houses are Japanese. Good for them for trying, it works on many guys.
DeleteI think they look fine without the tans. One guy here says he prefers fake breasts another says they have to have perfect tans. Then the "I prefer falsies" guy says that the guys who like real breasts must be "older". Here i must insert a wtf? Maybe young guys grew up on porno therefore their ideas of women have to match the unreal visions on the porn tubes or jag-rags what have you. When I see a hot women with imperfections and without all the makeup, false eyelashes, tans and they are still beautiful that is 1000 times hotter than chasing these made up cupie dolls. I feel like I've been with an actual person which is why I would visit them anyway, in a pinch, without commitment, a gfe or close and no consequences (hopefully).
DeleteIm even thinking that these guys who prefer fakies may be better off getting blow up dolls or those barbie-bots, just sayin not judging.
u kno why every stripper porn star and hooker has fake tits?.....cause thats what guys like......u kno why they have a fake tan?....cause it looks better then having that pale ass dead body look....guys like hot chicks wit big tits
Deletemaybe the tan bro, the color covers the wear and tare on the gals, but the fake boobs? Most guys I know prefer the real ones. I think strippers and K gals get them for a lot of reasons. One is they THINK guys like them, 2nd in the land of generally small titties they have tittie envy.
Delete@2nd post RE: Made in Russia
ReplyDeleteI was there for the first time a few weeks ago and saw Mila. She was real hot and very friendly (very touchy, feely) but no fs was offered...although I didn't ask either : (
I figured since this was my first time there they were being cautious...I'll probably give them another shot soon.
Mila is not necessarily the one to seek fs with although I've been lucky a few times with her in the past. Try one of the other ladies.
ReplyDeleteWasn't page six stuff usually on Mondays? I always look forward to it.
ReplyDeleteA k girl round up is sorely overdue and would bring cheers from the crowd. (you know thats what they live for) probab;y the idea of the gal more than the gal herself.
Deletewith that in mind. I think Bree may have flown the coup and noticed Lucky has climbed uptown to the H_Lips even crazy beautiful Gucci has resurfaced.
I've got a SWELL for Ginger and I think she may have vaporized too.
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