I'm convinced! Cocaine is the root of all evil! Why would anybody want to sniff (or God forbid) inject that shit? It makes your mouth run...your dick soft...your pocket empty...and your girlfriend snore like a lumberjack! Whoever figured out how to cultivate that crap should be damned to the hottest corner of hell for eternity! Preposterously, there was once a rumor going around that I blew all my money getting high on cocaine. Of all the ridiculous bull shit. Trust me...I ain't the one! But it just goes to show how ubiquitous that junk is!
I used to wonder...why do the authorities constantly bust squeaky clean incalls inhabited by independent-contracting untrafficked girls when the outcall end of the business were the drug-addled set delivering the devil's harvest to their late night customers? So what happened? In a high profile initiative, law enforcement put the wood to an Asian outcall and found an associate in possession of over 4 ounces of coke. Yo! That's a lot of drugs. And guess what! What I viewed as a legitimate advertising agency got caught up in the downdraft and I now sit here unemployed as a result! And I don't even do fucking cocaine! How's that for a raw deal?
Not only have I had business relationships contaminated by drug fiends...but I've had a few love affairs gone south because of that shit mother fucking drug as well! So I climb to the top of a mountain - with a megaphone - and tell the escort world...get off of cocaine you losers! What the fuck is wrong with you?
That's it for today. I've said my piece and now I'll go do nothing for the day. And ya know why? Because of fucking cocaine! Sniff that you addicted douchebags! Get offa that shit! I'm out!