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Tuesday, January 1, 2013
THAT'S NOT ENTERTAINMENT
After watching a full day of football, I have to come to the conclusion that the NFL presents an incredible product...but that Madison Avenue punctuates it with some of the lamest ad campaigns imaginable. I know how I lauded Apple for their Christmas commercial last Yuletide season, but the awards ceremony began and ended there!
Worst of all is the AT&T campaign with the suit sitting down at the kindergarten table with the kids. Those kids are not cute...especially the little guy who talks about the big screen tv in the big tree house. Then there are those horrible Light beer commercials with the guy eating the hot wings or the San Francisco fan invading his old apartment to watch the 49ers on his old couch to the horror of the current inhabitants. I don't get any of it. I guess I'm eccentric and just not the audience they seek. But how come Apple hits a homer and is the most successful corporation in the world?
Anyway...who cares about all that? Is there any news on the escort front? Well actually, there is. Back from a visit home to take care of her mama who was ailing is my old buddy CHIVONNA aka THE EBONY PRINCESS. It's good to know that in the sea of dysfunction that the escort world can often be...there's one girl who loves her mother! And apparently, The Princess is that girl. She also got stuck with an ad she couldn't use as Miss Honey wasn't in NYC for the month. So here's a little boost right here. Why not?
When it comes to round, brown and built to astound, Chivonna's the one...as bootyful as they come.
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No Bill, I am the audience these beer companies are targeting and I don't get these commercials either. They are beyond dumb, they are insulting. I am seriously considering skipping the super bowl live and watching it on NFL Game Rewind just to avoid the silly ads. Let me not even get into the black people who have to dance in damn near every fucking ad on tv. 21st century my ass.
ReplyDeleteBill, perhaps this is a picture of Chivonna in a very dark room. I would like to see more of her.
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