The past 2 months or so have been a rough go for my Asian buddies. Normally, the end of the year is the season to get fat for the girls but not last year. What with the hurricane and the big bustamundo, it just didn't happen. And now with the social security and payroll tax hike, the forecast is for more forbidding cloud cover. Yet, one house I know is actually prospering (I won't say which). A few months ago, they were fucked up and in debt to landlords and usurers...and now they've paid their bills and are doing fine. So what's the formula for success in the KMP world? How does that actually go? Well, I'm not exactly sure but from what I can deduce, here it is (and not necessarily in this order):
1. Gotta have a good phone girl. The ads give her the hot leads...and then she has to close the deal on the phone. Just a simple sales concept. Very important that a) the phone girl has a good voice...b) is friendly-sounding...and c) speaks fucking English! To the Koreans' credit, they've discovered in recent years that girls who are fluent (or at least semi-fluent) in English is essential. I can't tell you how many times 10 years ago I would call to telemarket Asian places for my boss at Action...giving them the big spiel on all I could do for them...only to hear the phone girl say something like "Ah! Two hundred dollar! You come over now?" Enough said!
2. Pretty and established girls who give good and consistent service! Having an A-lister like CHANEL (HOT LIPS), CHERRY (HOT ASIAN), KYMBERLY (LOVELY ASIAN) or SHA SHA (ASIAN PARADISE) is paramount. The regulars know about the starlets and will come out to see them. You know the theory that 5% of the women in the world get 95% of the play from guys while the other 95% starve? Well, it's that way in the K-world as well. Just one A-lister on staff can pay all the bills. That's just the way it goes.
3. New girls! If a KMP can find a new girl - whether she comes in from another city or straight from Korea for that matter - that's key! The guys are always on the prowl for a new experience with a fresh face. And if the girl is cute? Even better. That is the winning combination! Cute and new! You can't go wrong with those two!
4. The GFE thang! Asians have discovered what Jewels of New York has known all along. Guys want GFE service. Pretty girls who do GFE? They get the play - and the pay! There's a big upsell at KMP's for GFE service yet guys still go for the dough if the girl is worthy!
4. And finally...location, location, location. Lots of the girls' customers like to duck out for lunch or visit surreptitously right after work before they go home. And you definitely want your house to be as close to the workplace of as many customers as possible. That's why you'll find so many KMP's right in Midtown 30's close to the terminals. That way the girls can garner the most customers and get the best coverage.
So that's that: My intuitive formula for success free-of-charge for the girls (as if they didn't know all this already). Once busy places who haven't changed girls for months are now stagnant. And once slow places who have are now busy. The rub is to actually find new girls. It's not all that easy!
Moving on...I would be remiss if I didn't tell y'all that ASIAN PARADISE (347-256-7143) has a new girl! Her name is PEPSI and she's reasonably young, cute (I love her bangs) and of course, bubbly (hence, the name). Here she is!
Thanks for the update Billy, Asian Paradise's website did not update Pepsi's picture yet. Any idea when she will arrive, I assume she is the same Pepsi from 2 years ago. Is that right?
ReplyDeleteShe's there already. I saw her yesterday. And no, it is NOT the same pepsi from before.
DeleteConfused. They bill themselves as a GFE house, but it's unclear as to who is and isn't. One girl was advertised as gfe, she is gone from the site.
ReplyDeleteI'm not confused, sometimes they don't want people to know. Just go and let someone know what is what.
DeleteIs the ShaSha that is at Asian Paradise the ShaSha that is known as crazy, the one that a writer wrote several months ago b4 she went to Philly she strangled him and laughed
ReplyDeleteAny place that is doing what it's supposed to do deserves the business.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with these names, why tie a new girl to an old name? Who gives them these names? I just don't see the logic.
Unfortunately for me, I've never been to some of the places you mentioned so getting in has proven difficult. I've been considering visiting a "gfe house" for a while, eventually I'll get someone to vouch for me.
Loving the blog Bill, thanks.
I've always found Coke Cola to be more bubbly, just my opinion. I imagine Perrier wasn't a second or third choice.
ReplyDeleteOne Korean place has actually caused me to stop going to any of your standard KMPs and that is myasiangfe. Gfe at only $40 over the standard Kmp price with a nice phone girl and a couple of cute girls. Only issue is the lineup hasn't changed, but being a 2 round type I can't justify a regular Kmp.
ReplyDeleteSo who's gfe? Reviews are not out there. From AP, HA or HL, which girls offer GFE?
ReplyDeletego ahead a do the GFE thang fella, but don't bitch when you catch the clamp suckers!
ReplyDeleteexactly... the gfe thing is gross and it spreads diseases.
DeleteI would add a # 5 for a KMP that includes quality body work /massage. Never underestimate the value and wonder of a great massage to relax. Does Massage Plus exist in NY on a high level?
ReplyDeleteI heard of a place in nearby state that had GREAT body work plus and by some your KMP friends over on the left often visit there to get a little chance of scenery for a week or more, have massage skills, offer saunas and have huge followings.
That's one thing that is really not offered here or is there a place where you can get a good massage plus that's not just a R&T?
That would be something new. Jewels attitute, KMP hotness, and 20 or more minutes of real massage..
That would corner a market.
i have been wanting to see Cherry from hot asian nyc ever since i saw her pictures a very (very) long time ago, but from what i have read in forums she is not GFE, so every time i save up some extra money i visit Jewels (or other girls that are GFE)all i care about is kissing... question for those that have seen Cherry, Does she allow kissing at least? i might visit her after i get my tax refund...
ReplyDeleteLots of these girls at the Korean places bill themselves as "gfe", they aren't really. Maybe for some gIrls are inclined for the purpose of extra dough, but probably they are choosing who to conduct lite gfe services. I don't seek out gfe girls personally, but if I wanted that level of service, I would do the research as to not feel ripped off.
ReplyDeleteIs Pepsi a gfe girl? No reviews out there yet.
ReplyDeleteCheck out TER, I believe she's has one now.
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