WHERE THE GIRLS ARE...ENOUGH WITH THE SELF PORTRAITS!

As a guy looking to entertain himself, I'm more about checking out girls I can actually go meet than surfing porn sites to see olympians in action. Maybe I can't high jump 7 feet, but I can still knock one out of the park...so why not?

I know I wrote about this a week or two ago but humor me...I have some new observations. And here's what I've figured out: If you like Asians, then Backpage is your spot. There are a lot of real (albeit mad photoshopped) Korean girls on the site. But ghetto chicks? Not so much. They live on Craigslist because even if the ads get flagged constantly...they're free! And the girls are willing to pound that labor-intensive beat because the price is right. Asians (at least the girls I know) were never down with Craigslist casual encounters. Just a couple of years ago, I tried to sell them on the concept and the phone girls revolted! Tons of calls from knuckleheads who wouldn't book? Thumbs down! Just like with the Village Voice. Bear in mind that Asian phone girls are salaried and not commissioned! So the last thing they want is for the phone to ring constantly with buttheads who aren't in the data base and aren't gonna book anyway.

So given that I don't fool around with my Asian clients, Backpage is worthless to me. I especially hate those spammy and poorly written headlines. All I gotta see is "Asian staffs" and it's over. Not interested. What can I say?

But what if you see a hot latina or black girl on CL knowing that you like her now but want to partake later? Here's what I do! Mailing the ad to yourself works...but you have to enter that stupid "captcha" deal which more often than not is undecipherable. So I simply take a screenshot of the ad...save it to my desktop...and then stuff it in a folder for future reference. The ad will more than likely get flagged within minutes and won't be searchable! But if you save it for future reference, I'm sure she'll be interested. And of course, you'll be able to negotiate citing that the ad was free so what will 100 bucks get you? Almost like to old days, right?

On to the self portrait theme! If I see one more photo of a girl holding a camera to take a picture of herself in a mirror, I'm gonna puke! Talk about on the cheap! Here's an idea: Call a girl on CL with one of the aforementioned self-portraits and tell her "free ad + cheapy photo = $100" or you'll move on to the next screenshot! Sounds like a plan to me? That's it: My two cents for today!