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Monday, February 11, 2013
FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS
Fishing for compliments is an exercise in futility. Generally, if one embarks on such a foolish endeavor, he or she gets insulted rather than bolstered for the indiscretion. Like when I asked my old gorgeous latina girlfriend why she'd chosen me and the girl answered "I don't like handsome men." Ya see right there is a perfect example! Take your compliments where and when you get them and leave well enough alone.
So tonight after seeing that 500 guys had clicked on yesterday's page 6 post from their handheld devices alone (the readers on desktops can see everything and don't even need to click and thus don't), I called HOT ASIAN to have the phone girl tell me what a good job I'd done. And what happened? She was clueless...leading me to question myself "Why the fuck did you even call?"
So literally 2 minutes later, the phone girl called back after speaking with Cherry...or Sujee...or Suzee...or whatever the fuck the girl's new name is...to say that indeed, guys had come in to see her mentioning that they were aware she was back in NYC because of this blog.
So OK...now we're doin' pretty good except (drum roll) the boss wanted all the encryptions of the girl's name changed because after e-mailing me that Cherry was to become Sujee, the powers decided that her name should be Suzee! Yo! Like who gives a crap? And of course, nobody said anything like "We'll pay you for the trouble" or "Why don't you come over and hang out with Cherry...or Sujee...or Suzee as a reward?" God forbid that should happen!
Whatever...the moral of the story is DON'T FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS! Like what the fuck did it get me? Zero...nada...zilch! Actually, less! So let's see my list of don'ts. Don't fish for compliments. Don't hook up girls to be roommates. Don't have sex without a rubber. Don't reveal the inner workings of Koreans' social lives. Don't piss against the wind. Don't touch my ex-girlfriend's head while she's blowing me. Don't refer to escorts as anything else besides companions. Don't fart in the morning unless you stick your nose under the covers to get a good whiff. And on and on. The list is endless! And ya know what? Tomorrow I'll learn another lesson and add another don't to the list! I guess it's all part of the human experience. Like every day...I find out something else I shouldn't do. It sucks.
Hey, guys! Ain't I a freakin genius? Don't you love this incredibly lame web site? Uhhh...wait a minute. That was today's lesson. Oops!