JOINED AT THE HIP

The wild world of Asian phone girls is one that your normal consumer rarely considers. After all, it's not the phone girls who the guys pay to see and/or fantasize about. So who cares unless her English is so bad it becomes difficult to elicit the information the customer requires?


Well...a guy like me is actually more interested in courting the phone girl's favor than I am the actual escorts. And that's because they move from place to place with almost the frequency of their service counterparts. And when you want clients to advertise on your blog, it's paramount to befriend the phone girl so she tells her new boss to get with this site. 

Thus, as familiar as I am with the phone girl scene and the trials and tribulations associated with performing their tasks, I've noticed a burgeoning trend in the trade which serves the phone executive well. To ensure her value in the marketplace, a phone girl will often befriend an A-lister (hot girl who works in the room) who will in turn follow that phone girl wherever she goes to work. This is the phone girl's best ticket to employment. 

Take one of my best phone friends and CHANEL. For a couple of years, they've been joined at the hip...and whenever an owner hired Suzie (fake name), she knew Chanel would come in the package. And since Chanel is very popular, the owner could count on a certain number of guys paying a visit each and every day. This deal works incredibly well for the phone girl as once she (or any phone girl) goes into a sort of partnership with a hottie, she can pretty much write her ticket all over Asian escortland. 

I tell you this because Chanel and Suzie recently had a falling out and are now divorced. How it happened is of no interest to me...but I have to think that Suzie will not be able to move around with the frequency and ease she used to enjoy now that she and Chanel have separated.

For the moment, Suzie is out of town visiting family anyway...but I'll be curious to see how easily she'll be able to find employment without her gorgeous sidekick clearing the path. Whatever...we're supposed to do lunch when she gets back. And it's not because she thinks I can find her a job. We know all the same people so there's no benefit in that. But maybe I'll have a little gossip and current events to guide her (ya know...like which phone girl has had enough of her boss and is ready to quit).

Regardless...the point is if you tend to see the same phone girl working with the same A-lister wherever you go, you now know how this situation evolves: so the phone girl can move around and get a job in multiple places...and girls like Chanel can feel comfortable in the workplace knowing that a friend who's going to look our for her welfare and safety is constantly vigilant on her behalf.

And apropos of nothing, I got a good look at COOKIE from ASIAN PARADISE (346-256-7143) yesterday in both her street clothes and bikini wear. And let me tell ya..."rack" one up for Cookie...emphasis on the rack part - if you get my drift. No fake tan...no little gold chain around her waist. No need. Her headlights illuminate the path to ecstasy. Enough said. See ya tomorrow with more nonsense.