LOVE AND THE LOUISVILLE SLUGGER!

As the man of leisure I've become, you would think I'd spend an inordinate amount of time cruising porn sites. As in...an idle mind is the devil's workshop! But in reality, I spend a lot more time reading than I do watching the sex act performed by olympians of the genre (the dirty movie genre). Regardless, I'm sure we've all noticed that with our free internet gash, comes the inevitable live cam pop up to make what we really want to watch all herky jerky and what not!


Well...I almost never watch the pop up...but the other day couldn't help but pause as what I saw was just too bizarre. In a very large and hi def window, there she was...a circus freak plunging the barrel end of a regulation Louisville Slugger deep into her vagina over and over again! And as if that wasn't crazy enough...right in the middle of this incredible show, the girl flipped over and did the exact same thing in her butt! And I couldn't help but think "What's the point? Why would some woman want to plunge something bigger than the biggest man inside herself? Wouldn't that effectively make any member of our species inadequate?"

Or maybe in reality, she really prefers a tongue - or a diminutive organ in real life - and just does that circus shit for a payday. But I doubt it. I don't know...but I don't sit around all day feeling up cow udders to get my jollies...or trying to fuck a pin hole for that matter.

Anyway and whatever...I did discover a clip which I found totally hot and entertaining...one that really puts a new spin on the "spinner craze." Check it out. Click here to watch this wonderful piece of artistry! It has to be one of the most entertaining pieces of filth (actually, it isn't filthy at all) I've ever watched.