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Thursday, March 7, 2013
PORNOGRAPHY AROUND THE WORLD
I've always been aware of the stereotype that the English have bad teeth and are really freaky sexually...but I never thought too much about the differences in the sexual cultures of modern countries. I just figured each nation has its kinky individuals and none really lent themselves toward one fetish or another. But then on two different occasions I learned differently.
The first happened when I was dating a German girl who had a serious attention deficit disorder problem. I mean...she would actually say something like "Let's go eat...I'm hungry" right in the middle of a hot roll. Or one minute she'd coo "You're too much of a man for me" and then the next switch into "You could never fill my pussy"...or even once she oozed "I used to be a man with a 14 inch dick but I got a sex change because women could not handle me! I was too much man for them." I know this sounds ridiculous but it's actually true...and I put up with the bull shit because she was hot and made tons of noise during sex! So what the fuck! It wasn't like I wanted to marry her or anything.
So anyway...one day, I asked this wacko what kind of pornography she liked to watch, thinking just maybe, I could find a few loops to get her so aroused that she just might stay on one bender for more than three seconds...and I could get off before she decided we needed to go out to get something to eat!
Well...it turned out that her porno thing was watching young guys do grannies! And so...I hit google and sure enough, found several flicks of this variety. And guess what! All the loops were made in Germany...which led me to draw the conclusion that this was (and is) a German kink! Whatever...showing her the loops didn't cure her ADD...but at least I learned something in the process.
Moving on...one day while visiting Asian whatever, I discovered a Japanese video store on the second floor of the building. At the time, I was somewhat involved in producing 30 second spots for late night Cable TV (something I wouldn't go near doing anymore) and knew that fresh Asian video clips for those brutal commercials were hard to find.
So I joined the club and rented a few DVD's for the express purpose of "ripping" (pro video term which means extracting a few seconds here and there to get what you need for your production), and found a central theme in Japanese pornography. The plots were almost always uniform. A pig-tailed/teenage schoolgirl dressed in bobby sox and a plaid skirt would enter her apartment whereupon a group of Japanese dudes would push their way in and have their way with the schoolgirl! Classy...tasteful! I felt like I was watching "Death Wish" or something.
This I found more disturbing than enlightening! "Yo! Japanese dudes get off on this shit? WTF!?!?...was about how I felt. I'd never seen this crap in American videos. Regardless, it was clear what the viewers in that country and culture wanted. And it wasn't pretty.
But again, I learned something! I'm normal...even if I may be the only one! I tell ya...there's no accounting for the human sexual psyche! It goes where it wants to go. I'd talk about the Catholic Church...but I think I already covered that.