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Monday, March 18, 2013
THE CAMEL SLIDE
Perusing some amateur ads on a site I won't mention right here, I found this unique request from a black girl with a phat booty I couldn't resist responding to via e-mail. Basically what she asked for was to find a guy who would satisfy her with a little "camel sliding."
Ok! So what the fuck is "camel sliding?" Well...I wouldn't have known except that her vivid description left little doubt. She wanted a partner with a rock hard cock to grind his shaft up and down her clit and between her camel toe because that is the kind of activity that gets her off. Fair enough! She knows what she wants and is looking for a willing participant.
Willing participant that I would have been, I contacted her (on the basis of her pix and not that activity which I can take or leave) to discover that she was no amateur. That I figured out when she quoted me rates!
Now that's typical! The freak is firing orders in her ad describing exactly what she wants from a guy so she can bust a nut and....(drum roll) she wants to get paid as well! Isn't this something she should be paying for? This is the problem with too many women! The world clearly revolves around them. Normally, two people would get together and oblige each other's wishes so that each could enjoy the experience. But with this skank? She not only wants to use a guy's body...but she wants to get paid for it as well! Nice!
Want a definition for the word whore? There it is. Somebody who takes takes takes...and never gives gives gives! There's my definition of a whore. Whether he or she sells sex for money is irrelevant.
Moving on...meet LAS HERMANAS LATINAS (or The Latin Sisters, 646-436-4968). PATRICIA is as gorgeous as ever (though you'll note she's changed her name - and dropped a few pounds)...and DOLLY will work for guys who lean toward the BBW genre. They offer a special for ballers on a budget (call for info) and no doubt will see you alone or together. Here's a couple of shots. Enjoy!
And in other relevant news, both SUGAR and TAMI can be found at LOVELY ASIANS (212-470-0409). And TAMI will only be there for the week! A word to the wise should be sufficient.