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Wednesday, March 6, 2013
TOTAL WACK JOB + SOME PAGE SIX STUFF!
And not the kind of wack job we live for! I'm talking your crazy ex-girlfriend...or in this case...crazy ex-recreational partner! OMG! She called not once...not twice...but three times today screaming "Stop calling me!" In fact, I only called her once, and that was three minutes after she called me when I was on the phone with somebody else. And that was only to calm her down. Fat chance of that! The freak actually threatened to send a guy over to my apartment house to beat the crap out of me! Nice!
Anyway...on to something more interesting. I had a nice visit with SUNNY over at HOT ASIAN (646-841-4167). I've known the girl (or should I say woman) for long enough to ask her how old she is. Not exactly the perfect question...but it was essentially a prelude for the statement "You still look great"...which she most definitely does! And her answer? "I always 21!" Perfect! Or should I say purrrrfect! Then when asked how old she thinks I am...Sunny underestimated my age by 15 years. I'd have given her oral sex right then and there if she wanted it, but obviously, that wasn't the program. Anyway...21 or whatever, Sunny's still got it. Always a sweet girl. And pretty, too!
Next...ASIAN PARADISE (347-256-7143)...where they've been having a problem with their webmaster...a guy who's leaving the middleman business after the big "event." He apparently pulled their site without warning last week. So for those guys who logged on and found nothing...they're still in business at the same url (the site has been restored), and...they have a new cutie named COOKIE, who the phone girl told me just arrived in NYC.
I went to the site and found a girl whose pictures I already had on file as Gucci (go figure) but regardless...I did meet her and I gotta tell y'all...she has an excellent all-natural hourglass figure! For real! Sweet and shy with a Playboy bunny body? That's COOKIE. She looked like a winner to me!
And now? I got my baseball bat and my hatchet at the ready! If one of my ex-troll's friends comes by for a visit, I got somethin' for that mother fucker!
Pshaw! Here's COOKIE (347-256-7143). In my opinion, her pix don't do her justice. She looks much better in person!
And just for fun...here's a couple of Sunny pix from back when I took the photos. Obviously, the new ones are far superior but check these out. One looks professional albeit a bit dry. And the other? Total amateur hour lighting-wise but yet...a refreshing change of pace from all the pro shit on the sidebar. But I'll tell y'all what I know: The crappy shot is giving me a boner. And there's the acid test right there.