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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...
You know the rest...I don't need no enemies! Well, not really. Both of the guys I'm about to mention mean me no harm. Let me elaborate.
I received two separate e-mails yesterday from guys I know. And exactly why they thought I would be interested or happy to read their correspondence eludes me.
E-mail #1 came from a friend who used to do what I used to do (sell ads for media outlets)...and in it, he divulged that an ex playmate of mine now has a webmaster...a reasonably professional site...and a visiting ad on Eros, all of which means she won't be calling me anymore to access my web acumen so I can access her you-know-what.
I've been receiving annoying comments in the past two days from some guy who threatened me if I didn't remove every picture of this girl that has ever been on my site. And he actually found one from 6 months ago. Like...who in their right mind would give a shit about a free ad in the first place? Only a moron, that's who. I can only imagine the idiotic conversation during which this woman ranted and raved her self-absorbed nonsense at this guy who like me once upon a time, listened to her endlessly boring crap so he can hit the promised land. My review: The promised land? Pretty good. Whatever came out of her mouth? Minus one on the ten scale. Lethal!
E-mail #2 came from a second guy who enclosed something he read on the Internet about my most recent ex. In it, he described their sex life in vivid detail. Gadzooks! Why would I want to read about what I'm missing - even if I was the one who opted out? What's wrong with these guys?
But really...I thank them because it gave me something to write about today...and I don't really give a crap what these girls are doing. They both had (and I'm sure have) horrible things to say about me - as do I about them. Whatever!!
Moving on from the negative...I had a nice visit with DALIA (917-940-6248) yesterday. Because I'm nobody to impress, she greeted me at her door wearing what I could only describe as the washer woman's outfit...with no make-up on her face...and her hair pinned up. Quite an effect! Yet still...there was something compelling about the girl! The funny thing was...without the make-up and her hair pinned up, she almost looked like the twin sister of one of the ex's I just described. It was downright eerie! And then there was the inevitable comparison: DALIA doesn't have the legs of my ex...but those big, natural tits commanded my erection...err...I mean attention! The ex (on the other hand) had horrible fake breasts. I mean...like minus two on the ten scale. And she always said stuff like "my tits are getting bigger" whenever we had sex! As if! Honey! Let me give you a hint! Legs? Excellent. Arms? Excellent. Booty? Pretty good for a white girl. But tits? Sorry, totally busted!
Anyway...I don't think I'll be attempting any deja vu's with DALIA regardless of how attractive I found her. Better to leave well enough alone! Whatevv...here's DALIA!