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Saturday, August 24, 2013
THE END OF THE ROAD + 8/23 ASIAN UPDATES
Because the first order of business when I was hired full time by Action Magazine was to put a full court press on Screw's tranny ads so they'd advertise with my new boss as well, I became acquainted with several of New York's transsexual escorts. Granted, I'm mostly off the tranny beat at this point but I still maintain a few friends in the transgendered community and ran into one of them on 9th Avenue yesterday.
I always kind of got a kick out of "La Guerra" because she has a funky sense of humor...I can actually converse with her in Spanish owing to her aristocratic grammar and diction...and she really is a stunning human specimen. If she were actually a born female, I would be very interested in mounting her.
Anyway...many years ago this girl worked for a tranny madam who I hated - but abided with gritted teeth because she ran like 10 ads in the Voice and 16 ads in the Press every week! Eventually, I told her to go fuck herself just for my own self-esteem, and hadn't seen or heard anything about her since until yesterday, when I came to find out that the fucking witch died of a cocaine overdose 6 months ago at the not-so-ripe age of 40-something. It's a funny thing...but when I hear that old enemies bought the farm, it doesn't make me happy. And so...a moment of prayer for Angelia... as odious as she could be.
Similarly, I came to discover that the other super tranny madam from 10 years ago also died a few years back. But her demise came from cancer and not drug abuse. And so...the age of the super tranny madam and the huge apartment chock full of chicks with dicks is now in the past.
I was never one to partake of a tranny's favors (unless I got hoodwinked which I know happened at least once in my life) but I kind of enjoyed the sociological expedition. American hoochie mamas might appeal to me physically...but they're mostly an abomination on a spiritual level. Trannies on the other hand are on a different sort of mission. Being a woman born into a man's body (that's the theory at least) can't be fun. And all they really want is to be women so they can find a straight man to love them. And that can't be any easy row to hoe (obviously, I love that expression).
OK! Enough with the maudlin tranny sentiments and on to some Korean news! GOLDEN ASIAN/ASIAN VIP (646-391-2639) actually was closed for vacation but has now reopened. And ASIAN MODELS (917-284-0733) is open but has changed its website to NYASIANMODELS.COM.
One might ask why "Models" or any other place would change their web address midstream. Like...what's the point? And the answer actually makes perfect sense. Often, the guy who gets hired to post the Squackpage ads is the same guy who builds their website. So when the owner becomes dissatisfied with that individual's performance and decides to hire somebody new to do their SP posting, the original guy refuses to give up the web address forcing the house to build a new site if they're truly hell-bent on changing posters. Not being a part of SP anymore...and having never been their webmeister, I'm not involved in any of that bull shit. Plus...I'm too busy climbing mountains and running into bears for that bull shit! Regardless, there's your national answer to these url changes.
Anyway...off into the sun. Even though I'm not upstate, it's still too beautiful a day to waste indoors.