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Wednesday, October 9, 2013
I love the word twerk - almost as much as I love to watch a big-bootied girl twerkin' it! So while sitting around with nothing to do I decided to have my own auto Screw-style septic think tank just like the pervs at the old fish wrapper used to do when it was time to come up with snappy head and tag lines. So here goes with the lucky 13 ways the word TWERK has changed the lexicon!
13. Chicks used to tell guys "Show me what you're workin' with! Now guys answer back "No problem...if you show me what you're twerkin' with!
12. Once upon a time strippers said I'm going to work" when they left for the club. Now they say "I'm going to twerk!"
11. Trannies would explode "You better work" when one of their buddies was strutting her stuff. Now they say "Honey! You better twerk!"
10. Labor Day is a national holiday. Nobody twerks!
9. Guys found a girl "workable" if she was worthy of his saber. Now she's "twerkable!"
8. Promiscuous hoochies once lamented to their friends "I can't go out drinking tonight. Tomorrow's a workday!" And now? Ten bucks says you already figured it out!
7. Chicks used to get out of jail on a work-release program. Now they hit the club for a little twerk- release!
6. When women go down to collect their unemployment checks, they better not get caught twerking on the side or they'll lose their check!
5. Casey Jones got a sex change and now she's twerkin' on the railroad...all the live long day!
4. What happens when a stripper works a double and throws her back out? She applies for twerkman's compensation!
3. Teenage girls could get pimples and grow hair on their palms from too much twerkin' off!
2. If a woman lives in Istanbul...has a phat booty....and loves to shake it...her nationality is now termed Twerkish!
1. If one girl tells another how beautiful she is just to juice her friend up, it could be said one is twerking the other's chain!
OK! I get it. Pretty lame. But consider this: When you watch David Letterman's Top 10, 90% of the list isn't funny. And there are several professionals writing that list. It's just not that easy. Feel free to put your own twerk word play in the comment section.
P.S. Here's one for the road: If your favorite girl goes the extra mile in the room you could say she's a hard twerker!
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