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Friday, October 18, 2013
Reading through one of the review forums yesterday, I came to discover a few guys talking about AMBER LYNN'S (of JONY - 347-595-4518) fake picture. Seizing the moment, I called the house and offered to go over to rectify the situation with my questionable photographic skills. I knew her photo was fake when I met her last week (that's why you don't see it on the blog) and I figured it was time.
Unfortunately, I was unsuccessful in my mission. As comfortable as she is in the room, Amber was equally uncomfortable with the prospect of preening for the camera. This is a syndrome with which I'm all too familiar...though I'm happy to say that nowadays - what with blurring and photoshopping to remove tattoos and such - the objects of our affection are much more willing to pose than they were 10 or 15 years ago.
Whatever...in the case of AMBER, she's a schoolgirl (for real - studying hotel management) who doesn't want to be "discovered"...and additionally, professes to be shy by nature (though you surely wouldn't know it in the room)! Apparently, Amber is new to escorting but already encountered a problem taking a photo at the first and only other place she's worked. Somebody recognized her!
As I've said before, I always arm the girls with the proper response for guys who have something to say about this situation: "You're judging me when you yourself found me out because you are trolling on an escort website? Get over yourself!" Be that as it may...it is what it is and for lack of a real photo, I will now describe AMBER LYNN.
She's a Cuban girl - a dark-skinned latina who you would take for black if she didn't tell you about her heritage. Amber is actually young (just 21) and eager...with a healthy appetite for fun. She laughs easily and heartily to the point where the girl suggested I stop making her laugh so she could get 'er done - so to speak!
Miss Fine has a nice black weave to frame her pretty face and an excellent (though not huge) rack (very firm, ripe, juicy and plump). As you might expect, Amber has booty (though not a huge badonkadonk) which goes perfectly with the rest of her body. She's not skinny skinny or thick. Just pleasingly right in the middle. And finally, her skin is smooth (always a plus) and her nails long and manicured (also to my liking).
In short, Amber's a keeper not just in the room - but out as well. Even if I didn't convince her to take pictures, I couldn't object. It was clear she was afraid of the prospect. Whatever...and what's most important...I can't imagine anybody complaining after seeing her for the duration - even in the knowledge that her picture isn't the same as the girl you'll meet. I know I didn't - and we all know about my discriminating tastes are (yeah, right)!
If young and dark isn't your thing...but mature, blonde, busty and Polish is...you might like IZA...a girl I had a fairly lengthy conversation with while waiting for Amber to not take pictures. Iza is really nice. She came to America and settled in Greenpoint. And like Abe Lincoln, Iza shared a bed with another girl for several weeks before getting a place of her own. So you could say she's a pioneer of sorts. But to be real...Iza is very personable and real.
To sum up...while I didn't accomplish my photographic mission last night, I did have some fun hanging with the girls. So it was hardly a total loss - especially given that photos or not...I still adjourned to the room with Amber Lynn. Enough said right there (whew)! Hot!!!!