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Sunday, October 27, 2013
HEADS UP THEIR ASSES
On numerous occasions, I've chronicled an ex-FWB who refers to herself as royalty when she's actually classless Euro trash...who thinks she's intelligent when she's really stupid...who is sure everybody loves her when in fact, we all hate her...and finally, who claims that everybody wants a piece of her happiness and power when nobody would want to share anything the miserable shrew possesses materially or spiritually. The truth is this woman has her head so far up her ass I don't know how she can see the light of day! And the reason she's an ex-FWB? I just couldn't stand to hear her bull shit anymore. Every guy has been in at least one situation in which he listened to all kinds of boring crap in anticipation of hitting the promised land. I don't have to elaborate any further.
So anyway...having dispensed with that monster, I figured I might get at least a brief respite from the insanity. But I was wrong. The next FWB who is now an ex, picked up right where the previous knucklehead left off. During a conversation with girl #2, this woman actually bragged about her work MO citing "that's why I'm so successful!" Well...I wanted to get laid so I yessed her, but now that it's over I have to ventilate - and hope that the moron reads what I have to say.
I'm well aware that the word success can be measured in many different ways. But this woman would be hard to describe as successful by any yardstick. If you're mature (over 50)...have no children to support...make your living as an escort...and are still homeless and ID-less...mostly penniless...and on drugs? Exactly how do you get off making a statement along the lines of "that's why I'm so successful." On what planet would anybody consider you a success? Unbelievable!
Not only that...this same woman has bragged that nobody has ever given me a blow job as good as hers! You believe this shit? Talk about presumption! Let me put it this way. If I made the following statement..."I'm the world's greatest musician and writer...my cock is 12 feet long and every girl I've ever met fell in love with me...and I make Brad Pitt look like an ugly duckling"...I still would not have my head as far up my ass as this legend in her own mind! What the fuck is it with these girls?
To be fair...it's not just escorts who live in this dream world. I've known regular women who are just as deluded! And I'm sure there are guys who are the same way. I guess half the world lives in a bubble of their own delusion and would probably kill themselves if they had to face reality.
Anyway...let me not throw stones. I myself am getting intoxicated by the smell of my own large intestine. Time to jerk off to my own mythology! I'm out.