What? Another "Page Six?" Am I getting lazy...or running out of things to write? Actually both...but in reality, I'd already written today's entry when my old buddy old pal JOLIE called to say she's back on the block (so to speak) with her buddies KELLY and KAY (actually Kelly is currently on vacation but returning soon).
Here's one thing I like about Jolie: She's cute. Here's another: She's nice. And another: Perfect English. And yet another: I (or you) could take her home to mom! And finally: She's naturally stacked. When Jolie gave me a hug goodbye all I could think was "When was the last time I hugged a girl adieu and actually didn't feel fakeness jabbing at my chess? It's been a while! But with Jolie? Totally soft and natural.
Unfortunately, Kay wasn't available when I visited but Jolie assures me that the girl is a hottie. She even wanted me to put Kay on the A-list...which I told her I can't do because only gorgeous girls I've met who also have some kind of personality can go on the A-list, and that putting somebody who I don't know on that exalted page would jeopardize whatever credibility I have. That or she'd have to tip me a piece of Bazooka bubble gum (haha...does Bazooka still exist?)
Also...I noticed that the amazing EVELYNE has moved to HOT LIPS (646-309-0453). Why the phone girl didn't let me know is beyond my comprehension, but hey...some houses are totally on top of that stuff while others are content without me knowing.
Anyway...today's scheduled post about twerking will have to wait till tomorrow. Now here's da goils of SECRET DIARY (917-531-1867).