On several occasions in the past, I've snapped on the euphemistic language employed by escorts and their customers. Terms like client, provider, hobbying, monger and companion just seem too ridiculous - at least to me. Anyway...I thought I'd heard them all until late last night when an old friend I hadn't spoken with for almost a year called out of the blue to ask me if I know any Chinese girls who might want to see a client.
Well first of all...that's not my business (making introductions whether for profit or simply to do a favor). And second, if she'd ever listened to me, the girl would know I don't know any Chinese girls - only Korean. But her deafness isn't today's fodder. Rather, it's a euphemism she used once we got into the ol' "how ya doin'" part of the conversation (which actually went on for about 30 minutes) that gave me something to write about today.
Bringing me up to date and abreast of the news (couldn't resist), Latoya (fake name for her already fake name) answered she'd accepted a buyout when I asked where the hell she'd been. "A buyout! What the fuck is a buyout?" I asked incredulously. To begin with, the girl was a little evasive (for what reason I couldn't understand). So I guessed she'd sold her store...but no. Guess #2 eludes my memory (I'm getting old). And then finally, I got it. "You mean you have a sugar daddy who's bought your exclusivity?" And that was it!
So now we have yet another preposterous euphemism for the escort lexicon. When a guy becomes a sugar daddy who pays a weekly stipend so the girl won't see anybody else...and the girl agrees to the "proposal," she has accepted a "buyout." Exactly where she came up with this nomenclature, I have no idea. Probably from some corporate big wig I would imagine. Those guys have a way of varnishing a turd to make it look attractive.
Whatever...and as you might imagine...it turns out the guy bought nothing...as she confessed to still seeing several regulars on the side. The bizarre thing is that this individual who has bought her "exclusivity" actually doesn't even have sex with the girl...and I don't think he ever has. She pegs him! And not only that...Latoya doesn't have sex with any of her regulars either! They either talk or peg! But nobody ever "enters" her! Do you believe this shit?
I'll say one thing for this girl, though. I've known her for ten years and this is the escort who's come through unscathed (doesn't hate men) and has saved millions in the process. While the stereotype says that "the girls" are mostly of the easy come easy go ethos, the Princess is definitely the exception to the rule! She fits another stereotype: Miss Honey still has the first dollar she ever made!
Anyway...no point in trying to contact this girl. She's not in New York...she doesn't have sex (at least with clients), and she's in buyout mode though once again, the girl admits to seeing several regulars on the side. So what else is new? Exactly how can you place the words "escort" and "exclusivity" in the same sentence?
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