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Wednesday, October 23, 2013
THE COLLEGE GIRL MYTHOLOGY
Boy oh boy! I'd like to have a dollar for every time I've seen an escort ad with some sort of reference to the advertiser being a school or college girl. I mean...is there anybody left in the lecture halls at Harvard (or Wellesley) - or are all the girls holed up in the local motel awaiting customers?
Well...to be fair, there are a few girls who are at least taking a class or two in some school or other - if they aren't enrolled full time. But for every one of them, I have a feeling there are ten who are either bull shitting the viewers - or themselves - about furthering their education and/or changing their careers.
I mention this today because just recently, two individuals have made comments to me about attending class or going to school, and I couldn't help but think to myself "enough with the school bull shit. Why do these girls feel like they have to legitimize themselves in their - or especially - my eyes? Do they think I give a shit if they're going to school? Why even tell me?"
Just for the record...I care if they show up on time. I care if they perform like a champion for the duration. I care if their tits are real. I do not care about their education or career aspirations - especially since experience has taught me that it's mostly baloney.
Girl #1 contacted me via e-mail wanting to advertise (which she never did despite wasting a considerable amount of my time pretending she did). In an early correspondence, the woman said she was very busy in school that day and went on to lament the reality that she has to travel to make her living as an escort. First, why do you think I give a shit if you're happy doing escort work or not? I don't even know you! And second...I'm not sold on the school crap. You travel all around the country selling whatever...have a website...moronic videos...and a twitter account to titillate your followers. Wake up, honey. You're a fucking pro! Spare me the school bull shit!
The second cited person similarly related a story about dropping out of the scene for several days to attend real estate classes. Again...this is yet another road runner whose ads (featuring several different photo shoots ranging from amateur to professional) have recently run in New York, San Francisco and Denver. That says pro to me all the way...not student.
Regardless...what really got me thinking is why these two individuals - and a lot of other girls who feel the same way - think that their customers care if escorting is a steppingstone or a life career. And more important...why do they feel the need to perpetuate this bull shit in some sort of attempt to legitimize and/or excuse their current occupation?
In truth, I don't judge girls for working the escort beat. It's a service - and one that many guys seek. It pays handsomely and in theory, a girl could set herself up nicely (financially speaking) for life with just a decade or so of work. But the reality is that mostly, they don't. They'll do drugs...or buy stupid shit...or support criminal boyfriends...all while acting like selfish brats. And that's what I take issue with...not what they do for a living.
This is all part and parcel of society's stigmatization of the occupation! Like half the people who judge aren't huge whores themselves in some sorry way! The problem is that the aforementioned stigmatization is what pollutes the rank and file. Meaningful girls don't become escorts for the most part. It's just not a career move that anybody approves of. And so we get overdeveloped bodies and underdeveloped minds as a result. What are ya gonna do?
Moving on...I actually went to visit my favorite school girl (this one actually does go to school) last night and got to meet the newest member of the JONY (347-595-4518) crew. Her name is CHANEL and she made me swell at the very sight of her long, lanky and seductive beauty!
To be real...the designer diva looks like a refugee from Destiny's Child or En Vogue. She's tall, stylish and sexy with great legs! While I found her curves sensuous and appealing, size kings might not be all that excited. She doesn't have a lot of t & a. But what she does have is booming if ya ask me! I've been around the block enough times to know that DD's and badonkadonks aren't the sum total of a woman's attractiveness! Straight to the top of the "to do" list with Chanel. Enough said!
OK! Enough for today. Time for my bran flakes!