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Sunday, October 27, 2013
THE PASSING OF PSYCHO BILL
Although this blog is officially called "Fly Girls of the World (gone wild)," many people still refer to me as Psycho Bill - and this blog as Dollar Bill's Psycho Roundup. But those are no longer apt descriptions of me or my web site. So where did all the hate go? What the fuck happened?
Well...first, I'm no longer under the kind of stress I was back when I was selling/posting ads and doing artwork 110 hours (approximation) per week - a time in my life when any unreasonable request brought the wrath of God from my tortured and overworked soul. And second, I've come to recognize the unproductively of lashing out, especially in as insulated a community as Koreatown, where an assault on one can often be an assault on all regardless of how justified that assault. And often (I came to discover) the end result of my anger was a loss of revenue. And that is against my religion!
As such...long time fans will notice that it's been a while since I dissed anybody Asian - even houses who stopped advertising! I've also ceased pealing back the layers of Korean culture (as informative as it might have been) because the girls found that to be an invasion of their privacy. I tend to disagree but honestly, i got tired of hearing about it so I stopped.
One area in which I haven't stopped being psycho is with FWB's. Because bashing them (in words) only costs me sex and not money, I continue in that arena. Not that much to lose...and a lot to gain via exorcising my demons. Plus...love dolls are always replaceable. So I do have my backsliding moments now that I think about it.
Back to the point...just recently, an independent operator completely jerked me off...wasting my time about advertising on this blog. I must have e-mailed her 12 times and had three or four phone conversations only to have her decide not to appear when she made it clear she did want an ad right at the outset - which is why I went through all the motions in the first place.
My first reaction was to dedicate an entire post to what a douchebag she totally is. But then I took the high road. Why bother? She's just a moron flatbacker anyway. I'd be diminshing myself in the process.
So what do I do now that I've lost the crucial outlet that spawned this very blog in the first place? Well...I take bus rides to the country to groove on nature...I climb mountains to get yet a better view of that nature...and (best of all) I fuck a lot - or more than I used to! It's the old deal wherein a guy goes out and cheats on his girlfriend because she's always accusing him anyway so why not? Or in my case...I've been accused of being a sex addict when I'm not...so I might as well go out and have a lot of sex! Nothing to lose now that I have the reputation.
And let me tell you...getting a lot of pussy does kind of take the edge off. You tend to harken back to those magic moments more often and obsess about douchebags and assholes less! It's really true!
Well anyway...I really am a mellower guy than I was for all the aforementioned reasons...but let me not disappoint my hard core buddies. The individual who totally wasted my time is VONNIE PINK. Make sure to call a bunch of times...make an appointment...and then not show up! It's exactly what she deserves.
Uh oh! So much for Mellow Bill! I'm back!!!