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Thursday, January 23, 2014
THOMAS "THE MASHER" JEFFERSON
I just finished reading a recently-published and fairly exhaustive biography about Thomas Jefferson. The history buffs among us are well aware that while TJ espoused "all men are created equal," he himself owned 200 slaves...and sired 4 out-of-wedlock children with one of them. That's fairly common knowledge. But what a lot of people don't know is that in his early adulthood, Jefferson's best friend asked Thomas to look after his wife while he traveled to a nearby city. So what did TJ do? He tried to fuck her while his best friend was away! Asked about the indiscretion years later he commented "it was the incorrect thing to do." Ya think? Just goes to show that all these saints who are held up as paragons of virtue aren't always all that virtuous.
And here's a bizarre coincidence. Both TJ and John Adams died on July 4th 1826...the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. John Qunicy Adams offered the double passing as proof of The Divine! Just as likely both men were on their deathbeds and held out till the golden anniversary whereupon they succumbed once the momentous date had arrived.
And before I move on to something more relevant...Jefferson understood the hypocrisy of writing "all men are created equal" while at once being a slave owner. He felt the slavery issue was too difficult for him to tackle and that only years would eradicate the ugly social institution. Yet still, Jeff attempted to forge an agreement with Sierra Leone wherein the US would send all their slaves back to Africa. He did not foresee blacks and whites living together in harmony and advocated relocation as the only viable option to right the wrong.
Anyway...enough of that! As far as I know, Jefferson didn't fool around with escorts...though Ben Franklin was quite a farmer himself...as in...he knew his way around a hoe! And pretty much everybody drank booze back then. Mostly rum. In fact, redcoats were often plied with a rum drink before they went into battle to make them fearless.
Fast forward to the present...and we find a new lineup over at GOLDEN ASIAN/ASIAN VIP (646-391-2649)...a place where I'd lay odds that nobody knows who Thomas Jefferson was (and why would they...we don't use the $2 bill anymore). Q and YUKI have gone back to Korea and the current lineup now boasts CANDY, TAMI, JUNE and HENA.
And fans of the old AP (on 38th Street) will be happy to hear that SHA SHA (as in road runner Sha Sha), TARA and SOPHIE are back in the 40's and available at the same old number. Now that it's a balmy 23 degrees, I can ride up there in my new t-shirt to check out the "grand opening."
Oh...I heard an ugly but not surprising story from a commenter a couple of days ago. He was apparently part of a certain "crew" which once upon a time specialized in inundating review boards with promotional hype in what I assume was a successful attempt at earning a few bucks and some free sessions to boot.
It seems one of the hotties saw fit to "girlfriend up" with a guy who wielded some influence in the promotion scheme. It could be that she just liked him and didn't care about his lofty position - but not enough to stop fooling around on the side with her host bar boyfriend! When one of "the crew" discovered her indiscretion he didn't go tell his buddy. Nor did he simply leave it alone and forget he'd ever made the discovery. Alternatively, he confronted the girl and allegedly convinced her to lie down with him periodically with the penalty for her abstinence being the obvious: if she didn't sleep with him, he'd tell the American guy he was getting two-timed. Sounds pretty low. Personally, that wouldn't be me.
Whatever...I learned a long time ago not to project my morality on others. If guys wanna extort sex from girls? That's their business. But it wouldn't be mine. That's all I'm sayin'! And...unlike Thomas Jefferson...I never tried to fuck one of my friend's girlfriends...let alone one of their wives. I might watch the Springer Show occasionally. But I don't want to be on it - if you get my drift.